THE SPEAKEASY MURDER

An interactive Murder Mystery Whodunnit based on real gangsters and events from the prohibition era.

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Napanoch Nightengale 

Knocked for not-nice notes

Shmutz’ Latest Gal Pal leaves late night catskill crowd wanting less

Napanoch, NY.  Napa-Knock 3 times if you want to see the pretty Lily Devain sing at this exclusive, Napanoch hotspot.  But make sure you partake plenty before the show.  The material is so outrageously over the top that it’s tough to imagine this songbird being taken seriously.  With a voice that “weighs like a point of fruitcake soaking wet” and a performance that was “horribly wooden” and filled with clichés everywhere, this reviewer says SHANT to Shmutz’ charlatan chanteuse.

Tap Dancer & Bearded Lady 

Steal the show in Napanoch

Napanoch, NY.  Not every act deserves praise.  This was certainly try of last night’s performances at an undisclosed location in Wawarsing.  However, this reporter is thrilled to have seen the best hoofing this side of the Hudson.  The young man, who asked to remain anonymous, has competed in Europe and is bringing his “claquettes” back home.  Additionally delightful were the humorous antics of the “Her”-sute Honey herself, who also asked to remain anonymous.

Helen Hayes & Clark Gable’s Latest movie delights shadowland crowd

Ellenville, NY.  The First Lady of the American Stage, Helen Hays and hearthrob Clark Gable, demonstrated in The White Nun, that talking pictures are here to stay.  The remake of the 1923 moving picture of the same name was received well by all in attendance. The movie plays through next Thursday.

DIAMOND LOSES VALUE

Botched Raid Blamed on Veteran G-Man

Long-time prohi, Reuben “Ruby” Diamond, has been put on leave after a botched raid on Bedford Street in New York City.  The raid occurred at a club called Chumley’s, an after-hours hangout at 86 Bedford Street, run by the notorious bootlegger, Art Shmutz.  The hot spot is popular with Manhattan’s theater crowd.  Two federal agents were shot during what was described by on bystander as an old west shootout.  Both agents are expected to make full recoveries.  When asked for comment, Agent Diamond attempted to dodge this reporter’s questions, but when pressed, uttered, “buzz off.”